Spell One Word For Heaven by By Peter of 7search.com http://www.7search.com Guy goes to the gates of heaven where he meets St. Peter. St. Peter says to him "God has looked at your book of life and you are welcome in heaven under one condition" The man say "What's that?" St. Peter says "You must spell the word 'Love'" So he does and he is let in to heaven. As he gets in, St. Peter's beeper goes off. He tells the man to watch the gate until he returns, and reminds him that he must ask whoever comes to spell the word. Next thing you know, the guy's wife shows up at the gate and he asks her what she is doing there? She says that on the way home from the funeral, there was an accident and she died. The husband says alright, but you do have to spell one word first before you come in to heaven. She asks, "What's that?" "Czechoslovakia" - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - CIA by Mark of http://www.7search.com The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists... Two men and a woman. For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill Her!!!" The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife." The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job." The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the man came out with tears in his eyes." I tried, but I can't kill my wife." The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home." Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow, and said, "This gun is loaded with blanks. I had to beat him to death with the chair." - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Perfect Husband From Pat B. There are several men in the locker room of a private club after exercising. Suddenly a cell phone that was on one of the benches rings. A man picks it up and the following conversation ensues: "Hello?" "Honey, It's me. Are you at the club?" "Yes." "Great! I am at the mall 2 blocks from where you are. I saw a beautiful mink coat... It is absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it?" "What's the price?" "Only $1,500.00" "Well, OK, go ahead and get, if you like it that much..." "Ahhh and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2001 models. I saw one I really liked. I spoke with the salesman and he gave me a really good price ... and since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year..." "What price did he quote you?" "Only $60,000..." "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options." "Great!, before we hang up, something else..." "What?" "It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and...I stopped by the real estate agent this morning and I saw the house we had looked at last year ... it's on sale!! Remember? The one with a pool, English Garden, acre of park area, beachfront property...?" "How much are they asking?" "Only $450,000... a magnificent price, and I see that we have that much in the bank to cover..." "Well, than go ahead and buy it, but just bid $420,000. OK?" "OK, sweetie... Thanks! I'll see you later!! I love you!!!" "Bye... I do too..." The man hangs up, closes the phone's flap and raises his hand while holding the phone and asks to all those present: "Does anyone know who this phone belongs to?" =-=-=-=-=-=-= Get the resources you need to make informed decisions about treatment options. Visit http://www.cancerfacts.com - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Chicken by Alohaprincess KFC had been having months of bad sales. The President of KFC calls up the Pope and asks him to consider changing the lords prayer from give us this day our daily bread to give us this day our daily chicken. And he was willing to donate 1 million dollars to the Catholic Church. And the Pope quickly denied his request. After another month of bad sales for KFC, the President of KFC called up the Pope and again requested that he change the Lord’s Prayer and that he would donate 5 million dollars to the Catholic Church. The Pope denied the request. The another month of bad sales went by and the President of KFC called the Pope one last time and said " Please I will give you 10 million dollars to change the Lord's prayer from give us this day our daily bread to give us this day our daily chicken" The Pope asked him to wait and that he would talk to his bishops and call him back. The Pope gathered his bishops and told them the news. I have some good news and some bad news. KFC is going to give us 10 million dollars to change the Lords prayer from give us this day our daily bread to give us this day our daily chicken. The bad news is now we have lost the wonder bread account. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -