Top Ten By Samantha

          The Top Ten Differences Between Cats & Dogs:


          10. Dogs come when you call them. Cats take a message and get
              back to you when they are good and ready.


          9. Dogs will let you give them a bath without taking out a contract on
             your life.


          8. Dogs will bark to wake you up if the house is on fire. Cats will
             quietly sneak out the back door.


          7. Dogs will bring you your slippers or the evening newspaper. Cats
             might bring you a dead mouse.
    

          6. Dogs will play Frisbee with you all afternoon. Cats will take a
             three-hour nap.
 

          5. Dogs will sit on the car seat next to you. Cats have to have their
             own private box or they will not go at all.


          4. Dogs will greet you and lick your face when you come home from
             work. Cats will be mad that you went to work at all.


          3. Dogs will sit, lie down, and heel on command. Cats will smirk and
             walk away.


          2. Dogs will tilt their heads and listen whenever you talk. Cats will
             yawn and close their eyes.


          1. Dogs will give you unconditional love forever. Cats will make you
             pay for every mistake you've ever made since the day you were born.



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          Cats, by Mark Oberholz,
          http://www.members.aol.com/Ocwingate/Index.html  

          Cat Lover's Rules: 
          1. The cat is not allowed in the house. 
          2. OK, the cat is allowed in the house, but only in certain rooms. 
          3. Ok, the cat is allowed in all rooms, but must stay off the furniture. 
          4. The cat can get on the old furniture only. 
          5. Fine, the cat is allowed on all the furniture, but it is not allowed to
          sleep with the humans on the bed. 
          6. The cat can sleep on the bed, but not under the covers or on the
          pillow. 
          7. OK, The cat can sleep under the covers and on the pillow by
          invitation only. 
          8. Well, ok, the cat can sleep under the covers every night and on the
          pillow too. 
          9. Humans must ask permission to sleep under the cover with the cat;
          only the cat can sleep on the pillow. 




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