"Perceptions" ITEM
Copyright © 2003 Ray Dickenson

Funnies

Rare Walt Disney shorts (5-8 min cartoons)

No. 1 - No. 2 - No. 3 - No. 4 - No. 5 - No 6

1 Management

2 Melanie

3 There was this . .

4 Bumper (miix)

5 Pets

6 Perfection

7 There was this (2).

8 Odds

8a Engineers

8b English?

8b Computers?

LATEST ed's HIT

Cat Lover's Rules

1. The cat is not allowed in the house.

2. OK, the cat is allowed in the house, but only in certain rooms.

3. Ok, the cat is allowed in all rooms, but must stay off the furniture.

4. The cat can get on the old furniture only.

5. Fine, the cat is allowed on all the furniture, but it is not allowed to

sleep with the humans on the bed.

6. The cat can sleep on the bed, but not under the covers or on the

pillow.

7. OK, The cat can sleep under the covers and on the pillow by

invitation only.

8. Well, ok, the cat can sleep under the covers every night and on the

pillow too.

9. Humans must ask permission to sleep under the cover with the cat;

only the cat can sleep on the pillow.

Cats, by Mark Oberholz,
fat cat

http://www.members.aol.com/Ocwingate/Index.html

The Difference Between Dogs and Cats by Donna S of

Evanston, Illinois

A dog thinks:

Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice

warm house, pet me, and take good care of me... They must be

Gods!

A cat thinks:

Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice

warm house, pet me, and take good care of me... I must be a God!

odds & ends 9

Beer 10

meta-phys? 11

Oneliners 12

Kids/Party stuff 13

Q&A 14

a fantasy 15

from `husbands' 16

ever wunda WHY ? 17

Texans? 18

Why am I married? 18