Funny Fax


What do you call an elephant wearing pink earmuffs and a dress?
Anything you want - it can't hear you.

What's grey/yellow, grey/yellow, grey/yellow?
An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth.

How do you get down from an elephant?
You don't - you get down from a duck.

Where do ill wasps go?
The waspital.

What's brown and sticky?
A stick.

What are two rows of cabbages?
A dual cabbage-way.

Why do anarchists only drink herbal tea?
Because all proper-tea is theft.

What do you get if you cross four sandwiches with a cathedral?
The Lunchpack of Notre Dame.

Why are you fishing here! Didn't you see the notice?
Yes - it said "Private" and I was too polite to read any more.

What happens to the man who can't tell putty from toothpaste?
All his windows fall out.

What did the hat say to the scarf?
You hang around, I'll go on ahead.

What did the Martian invader say to the petrol pump?
Take your finger  out of your ear while I'm talking to you.

What do you get if you put a cow on a trampoline?
A milkshake.

What is grey with four legs and a trunk?
A mouse going on holiday.

What did the traffic light say to the zebra-crossing?
Close your eyes - I'm changing.

What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?
Tinselitis.


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