>                  Bumper Snickers:
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>   You're just jealous because the voices only talk to ME.
> 
>   BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.
> 
>   So you're a feminist...Isn't that cute.
> 
>   I need someone real bad... Are you real bad?
> 
>   BEAUTY is in the eye of the beer holder.
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>   All men are idiots... and I married their king.
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>   The more you complain, the longer God makes you live.
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>   I(nternal) R(evenue) S(ervice): We've got what it takes to take what
>   you've got.
> 
>   Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
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>   Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
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>   Out of my mind...Back in five minutes.
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>   As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.
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>   Hang up and drive.
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>   God must love stupid people...He made SO many.
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>   I said "NO" to drugs, but they didn't listen.
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>   Your kid may be an Honor Student, but YOU'RE still an idiot.
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>   Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.
> 
>   I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
> 
>   Where there's a will...I want to be in it.
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>   It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
> 
>   Don't drink and drive...You might hit a bump and spill your drink.
> 
>   Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
> 
>   Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
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>   Always remember you're unique... Just like everyone else.
> 
>   HONK If You Want To See My Finger
> 
>   Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
> 
>   I don't have a license to kill. I have a learner's permit.
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>   I wasn't born a bitch. Men like you made me this way.
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>   Keep honking while I reload.
> 
>   Taxation WITH representation isn't so hot, either!
> 
>   Who were the testers for Preparations A through G?
> 
>   Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.
> 
>   5 days a week my body is a temple. The other two, it's an amusement
>   park.
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>   EARTH FIRST! we'll stripmine the other planets later.
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>   If you drink, don't park. Accidents cause people.
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>   If you can read this I can hit my brakes and sue you.
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>   Save the whales! Trade them for valuable prizes.
> 
>   Whitewater is over when the First Lady sings.
> 
>   Jack Kevorkian for White House physician.
> 
>   My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her ...or something like
>   that.
> 
>   Sure you can trust the government!  Just ask an Indian!
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>   Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.
> 
>   If we are what we eat, I'm cheap, fast, and easy.
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>   Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them